I don't know if any of you watch 30 Rock but it's a great show. I really liked this week's in which Tina Fey's character goes to a high school reunion. She didn't want to go because she was such an anti-social nerd who didn't fit in with her peers but she went in spite of her classmates she believed rejected her. When she arrived it turns out that her peers tried to befriend her but she was such a bitch and a bully to them with her snide remarks she made to them.

That's how it often is. The nerds and shy people who think themselves the victims are never as nice as they think they are. In fact, they are often quite mean to people. I know this because I was a nerd and I was a shy and I was a total douchebag to everybody in high school. Sure, there were plenty of cunts in my class as identified by the blondeness of their hair and the Evangelicalism of their faith, but there were also many who tried to be my friends. I regret I rejected those potential friends with my unapproachability, but I learned my lesson.

Unfortunately, not every nerd has. I see so many nerds online and off who are bitter at the world that supposedly rejected them and they have their heads too far up their own asses to see that their arrogance and perversions are what separates them from society, not because society is jealous of how smart or nice they think they are. They aren't that nice and though they think believing in evolution makes them nuclear scientists, they don't know shit about nature or its laws. Or anything else except where to find the most appalling Japanese cartoon monster porn. If only they heeded the words of the Bizzy one: "It's your weakness and your lust that'll make you a queer."

Shy people aren't any better either. It's easy to mistake their silence for kindness but that old adage is true: "It's the quiet ones you have to watch." They always have something to hide and they're never as nice as they seem. I've learned from self-reflection and observations that the shy type are quite self-serving in a very subversive way. Their words also can't be trusted as they say only what'll benefit them, which is sometimes just the release from an uncomfortable situation. They have no qualm about lying because their entire lives are lies conceived by the fear they have of actually dealing with situations. It's best not to associate with the likes of them. Subconsciously, I always knew that which is all my friends are much too loud to ever be shy.

Those who know me well enough might think I'm writing about somebody in particular and they'd be partly right, but I don't mean to single her out because she isn't unique. This diatribe against the shy sons of bitches of the world isn't meant to be personal because she has no personality. She is like every other shy person I've known including myself before fire burnt my face and ice cooled my head. Only crucifixion will save her but she might never change anyway. Nevertheless, as Bizzy Bone wisely said: "I don't care about your choices but I'm just not a fag."

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